The Criminal

One criminal escapes from the prison in one night and enters a house in the room where a couple was sleeping. He threatened them and tights up the man on a chair and the woman on the bed. Then he gets closer to the woman and kisses her on the neck, after that goes to the bathroom.
The man says to his wife:
- My love, I know this is going to be hard, but please, understand that this bastard escaped from the prison and he hadn't sex for a long time. He is very dangerous. If he wants sex, please don't scream and let him have you or else we will both get killed. Be brave, my love. I love you.
Then she says to her man:
- He wasn't kissing me on the neck, he was whispering me. He said he is gay and that he likes you, then he asked me if we have vaseline. I told him it is in the bathroom. Be brave, my love. I love you too.

The Neverending Stairs

Two super drunk guys were walking on a railroad and one asks the other one:
- Damn, how many stairs has this building? We are climbing for like 10 minutes!
Then they hear a sound coming closer and closer to them. The other one says:
- Shhh, calm down, man, you hear that? The elevator's coming.

Grandma and her three nephews

One grandma had three nephews and she wanted to test their faithfulness for her. She takes the oldest of the boys to one well then she gets ready to jump in it. The boy grabs her immediately.
The next day he finds in his yard a nice Jeep with a note on it:" You make good, you find good. Signs Grandma."
The second day takes her second nephew and she does the same thing: she gets ready to jump in the well then he grabs her immediately.
The next day he also finds in his yard a nice Jeep with the same note:" You make good, you find good. Signs Grandma.
The third day she takes her smallest nephew and again the same thing: take him to the well, she gets ready to jump in it and then he let's her fall and dies, he went home.
The next day he also finds in his yard a nice Jeep plus a nice yacht behind it with a note on it:" You make good, you find good. Signs Grandpa."

The Lottery Prize

The man comes home from the work and asks her wife:
- What would you do if we would win at Lottery?
Then she answers:
- I would take half of the money and I would leave you.
- Perfect! We won 10$! Here are 5$, now beat it!

The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

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Welcome to ROFL MANIA! A blog that I, Tobi, created for the amusement and health of everybody. Laugh is healthy, right? Everybody knows is necessary and almost vital. Everytime when you laugh your organism relaxes and starts to send positive energies through it. Also it cures many deseases and as it is said "We must laugh 24/24". Whenever you feel sad or upset, forget about all problems and come here to have a good time and you'll see all the funny posts I will post on this blog. Have a good and funny day ;)